Kelly Clarkson

As your lifecoach, I feel that I should alert you when you stray from the path.  Recently, one of our own made the interesting decision to attend the Kelly Clarkson concert.  I'm going to say who it was.  The shame is surely enough.

I assume this was in the pursuit of strange. Really I hope it was. 

To contrast this decision, last Friday Radiohead came to St. Louis to celebrate with me.  

Radiohead brought the goddamn house down.  Simply put, they rocked.  Their set was unreal and they blew the audience away.  As you're lifecoach, I'll give you the secrets to getting your favorite band to come to your city on your birthday.