Thursday, April 12, 2012

Team Preview: LLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAA NNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tyler can suck on my balls.  His incredibly long, incoherent team name doesn't fit on my mobile screen very well, making any use of ESPN's mobile site annoying.  Now, lets move on.

WHY HE WILL WIN
Incredibly enough, Pitching.  He has a couple of aces in the starting rotation and in the closer role.  If he can manage to duplicate his first week performance throughout the season, then its in the bag.  Pitching will get you a long way in this league and Tyler should know that well enough to take advantage.  This is the top staff in the league.

WHY HE WILL LOSE
His offensive lineup is a literal whose who of has-beens.  I don't see them making a run.

YOUR NEW ICON
I heard he likes suits.

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