Meet the League: Eric Worts

Don't be fooled: Eric is circumcised. 

Despite being 2nd dreamiest Worts brother in the league, Eric finished 2nd in the playoffs last year. That and 46 cents will get you a stamp.

What you need to know: Eric's kind of into star wars. Like REALLY into them. It's a little scary, but just play cool and nobody gets hurt.

Team Outlook: Overpaid for closers and still somehow neglected to remember how important starting pitching is in this league.  Sporting the fiercest offense this side of 2010, Eric's probability of success is about as good as the next Star Wars movie featuring Jar-Jar Binks (did I do that joke right?)

New Team Name: The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. For God's sake, don't call them the California Angels or the LA Angels, or the Anaheim Angels.