Meet the League: Nick Altrup

Chairman Altrup

Nick is the shortest of his three brothers, but features the more body hair than both of his brothers combined. It's really... something.

What you need to know: Nick gets to keep Mike Trout in the 11th round next year, but you already knew that. Because he tells everyone he meets now. For example, while ordering a Chai-Mocha Latte at the Coffee ethic in Springfield yesterday:

Hipster Barista: Welcome to the Coffee Ethic, how can I overcharge you today.
Nick Altrup: I get to keep Mike Trout in the 11th round.
HB: <proceeds to give hipster douche bag stare back at Nick>

You see? It's kind of been all consuming news for Nick.

Team Outlook: <Mike Trout shakes a magic 8-Ball> Outlook not good.

New Team Name: The Mao ZeDong's