Meet the league: Stasek Levchinsky

Wheaties is the breakfast of league champions.

If you're a friend of Tyler, I feel bad for you. Because I'll be writing your meet the league post and, having never met any of you, my facts will be based solely on information I can find about you on Facebook, combined with pure, uncut, Columbian bullshit. 

What you need to know: Stasek is a lawyer, but don't ask him to get you out of jury duty, because he'll laugh in your face. Actually, you'll have to wait in line for several hours for him to laugh in your face because that's how jury duty works.  It's an inefficient system, but we're the best country in the free world, so deal with it. 

Team Outlook: Stasek traded away his future (aka Steven Strausburg)  to yours truly for the tools he needed to win it all last year. In the bargain, however, he got reliever Aroldis Chapman who he kept in the 16th round. So there's that.   

Cole Hammels is the obvious anchor of his pitching lineup which is rounded out by other superstars such as Bud Norris and Mariano 'MCL' Rivera.  

However, a disproportionate number of rookie prospects fill out his roster, so who knows. Fortune favors the bold.

New Team Name:  La Izquierda